I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am I that hot? :)

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When my mom introduces me to some random adult I’ve never met before:

laughingstation:

They say something like: “Oh my gosh, the last time I saw you, you were only about a foot tall!”

After they leave, I’m like:

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What are you all staring at? Never seen a man trying to get a meeting with Stephen Hawking before? [x]

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